“Easily Distracted by Snails” – Turbo Dad Garage heavyweight hoodie

This one’s for the boost junkies and gearheads who know exactly what kind of “snails” steal their attention—turbos. Featuring a clean dual-snail turbo graphic and bold vintage typography, this playful design lets everyone know what really turns your head at car meets, stoplights, or midnight YouTube deep dives.
Perfect for:
Car dads, track-day warriors, turbo lovers, and anyone whose love language is boost pressure. Humor meets horsepower—wear it with pride, and let the spooling do the talking.

• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!